August 17, 2014


Good place even if the pace was slow. 

Good place even if the pace was slow. 


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Not a bad place to end up at. #marseille

Not a bad place to end up at. #marseille


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Hooray! Finally got around to sorting out my photos from La Course by Le Tour de France. A few of them are now on Flickr - right here

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See Post tags #women's cycling #cycling #Marianne Vos #emma pooley #Annemiek Van Vleuten #a full play-by-play entry will follow on LJ/tumblr later #because you know me #i'm always behind on things

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.

Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)

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August 16, 2014


Right. Apparently being pregnant or having your partner being pregnant increases your chances of getting your brain replaced by a machine that wants to tell childless and childfree people that they’ll get “it” when they’re pregnant and that it is not possible not to want to have kids. 

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See Post tags #fun convo I had with my BIL #would not stop telling me that I'll be pregnant one day #and then I'll get it

August 13, 2014


laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

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August 11, 2014


I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah  (via cordeliacchase)

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My Boner: Great Compliment, OR THE GREATEST COMPLIMENT?

thatbadadvice:

Carolyn Hax, 9 August 2014:

Dear Carolyn: Is it ever permissible to comment on how nice a woman’s breasts look, especially when about three-quarters of them are exposed with low-cut dresses or bikini-type tops? (Single gals only.) - D.

Dear D.,

Because women only ever wear certain styles of clothing in public for the benefit of men, and never because it’s fucking hot outside, trendy or comfortable, literally the only thing to do in these situations is to inform women that you approve of their funnity funbags, put here on planet earth by a God whose first priority, forever, is to make sure your erection is being tended to.

However, as you rightly surmise, it would be inappropriate to compliment the jugs of women who are not single, since you wouldn’t want to offend the men to whom those glorious knockers rightly belong. Women are only real humans when they are considered in relation to the men in their lives, because heterosexual partnership is what makes women people. Without it, they are simply lost, wandering bazookas on spines. 

Go forth and tell strangers, friends and acquaintances how sweet their mammers are, and may your boner receive what it deserves in return.

From now on I shall refer to myself and all other women as “lost, wandering bazookas on spines”.

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See Post tags #but seriously #where do these people come from #like the single gal thing makes it any better

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August 10, 2014


Sometimes at work you have to find comic relief where you can… and when you’re reading a 140 page report about something that one day may become half a line a policy paper, well that comes in the form of the author choosing the wording to be, “the number of possessions increased and therefore the number of purchases of corresponding thing also increased” and me laughing my butt off because, yes, at first I took “possessions” to mean demon possessions. Turns out they were talking about appliance ownership.

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womenscycling:

Marianne Vos and Giorgia Bronzini, Ride London GP

via Gallery: RideLondon women’s Grand Prix - Cycling Weekly

womenscycling:

Marianne Vos and Giorgia Bronzini, Ride London GP

via Gallery: RideLondon women’s Grand Prix - Cycling Weekly

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See Post tags #so much badass i can't

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#sevilla

#sevilla


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I may have just made a terrible mistake. I have acquired SimCity. If you don’t see me for the next century, there is nothing to worry about.

And here I thought I was doing better and had gotten over my Minecraft and Starbound obsessions… 

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See Post tags #simcity i will never leave you #i have litterally played every single version about 123812472394 hours #must always provide nice gardens to all the houses

travelthisworld:

Torre del Oro, Seville
submitted by: mslouiseanna, thanks!

I just walked by it about an hour ago.

travelthisworld:

Torre del Oro, Seville

submitted by: mslouiseanna, thanks!

I just walked by it about an hour ago.

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copperbadge:

hesreallydivine:

Life advice from Gerard Way

It’s worked pretty well for me.

copperbadge:

hesreallydivine:

Life advice from Gerard Way

It’s worked pretty well for me.

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August 9, 2014


naturalshocks:

flatsound:

apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend

image

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