Tomb Raider facts
Omg whoever made these I love you.
100% ACCURATE
Motion to get rid of Chuck Norris jokes and replace them with Lara Croft jokes
“Jens Voigt says he’s going to retire someday, but I think retirement is afraid of him.” - Announcer at Euro Sport
Sometimes I forget that most people do not understand simple expressions such as “peuchère!” or our use of “minot”.
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
It’s always simple things in life that matter - like that fact that cmd+shift+S is actually automatically “save as…” in Word on a mac. It took me years to figure out that in windows it’s F12 and I still am confused as to why it’s F12 and not ctrl+shift+S.
Then again it’s me we’re talking about. Whenever I have to use my desktop at work it takes me at least fifteen minutes to stop screwing up with keyboard shortcuts because the cmd key is located where the alt key is. I’ll be trying to copy/paste something and wonder for a while trying to figure out just why it’s not copy/pasting… yeah, alt+C doesn’t do much good.
Dust trails on Mars taken by MRO
Spoiler, but Jens just won the stage in California.
Cycling and work… sometimes they have stuff in common. #cycling #teamexergy #myphd
First time it was almost warm enough not to need arm warmers. But not quite. Or maybe I’m soft. #cycling #commute #teamexergy
in-demigodishness-and-all-that:
england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Well, this ought to put an end to the commentary that @ryder_hesjedal hasn’t been getting enough support this #giro.
“ANGRY BIRDS, the popular time-waster of a video game designed by Rovio Entertainment, has been downloaded a whopping 1.7 billion times. That’s a whole bunch-a downloadin’! That means it’s a brand with crossover potential, which means, fuck it, let’s try to make a movie out of the sucker!”—
ANGRY BIRDS To Crash Into Movie Theaters On July 1, 2016!
In 3D, of course.
WTF. First we had the games. Then they made the toys and other usual derivatives. Then they made soda with Angry Birds stuff on the cans… then came the Angry Birds candy, smoothies and just the other day I saw an ad for Angry Birds juice.
What the hell is the film going to be about anyway? I’m trying to imagine and I’m kind of failing. But then again I have never been able to get into any of the games, not first one, not the Rio one, not the Star Wars one…
But fun fact, I am friends with a guy who use to work for Rovio before AB became and a thing, he left a couple of month before everything became big.
(the bottom tweet comes first)
And that, ladies and gents, is the sign that I am the coolest 27 year old you know. Don’t try to argue, you know it’s true!
